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Job: a musty old cucumber
i want to buy Obama and make him sweep my patio and buckle my shoes! (who the FUCK buckles shoes???)
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you can also PM me for a wallpaper for your desktop! both in widescreen or 4:3!!!!!
(i have specialized versions and added effects for each!)

the nice companion cube on the TV said that the hurricane would be found at the end of all 19 hours, but i found myself with power and everything!
it was all a lie!
GLADYS WAS LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME!
THE HURRICANE WAS A LIE!
THE HURRICANE WAS A LIE!!!!!!!
no, seriously, we diddnt get hit :D
4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!i took all of my best sprite animations, and made the largest 1-man sprite compilation ever to hit newgrounds!!!
bigger than any of the skittles and bits!
almost as big as sprite TV 1!!!! (except the screen size....)
i worked my ass off, so go watch it here!!!
PS: hurricanes in AL soon!
Updated: 08/30/08 5:10 AM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!dion and i are killing sprite a day with a feuneral lol
GREAT JOB
13 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!paperbat's hosting, while i update the list of topics!!!!
be sure to contact him for further instructions
Updated: 07/25/08 8:05 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!1 fucking month of sprite a day's.
infuckingcredible....
and we won 10 awards if i remember right...
but no collection.... why tom??? WHY!?
im hoping we can do a sprite a day finale someday...
but until then.... WATCH SPRITEADAY:1-30!!!! (well... not 1-2, they sucked. 3-30 are all of the good ones lol)
and as the groups final farewell from this daily hectic schedule, id just like to say....
GREAT FUCKING JOB
(also, paperbat likes penis. yes, he talks about penis all day on skype. im not lying)
my balls itch
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!were currently the fastest source of quality sprite movies on the planet!!!
to join, PM meatwadsprite, the famous creator of the "ackbar" series, and 16 bit kingdom.
our origional leader has been banned because of an upload incident.
we currently have in our collabs....
Dante224 (yours truly)
Paperbat (jonbro is ghey lol)
Meatwadsprite(moonajuana GROWS in the form of a tire)
Wowa(made the site we use)
theemokiller(the infamous origional creator of the SAD series, who was upstaged by meatwadsprite)
diamond-armada(famous british animator who rarely uses sprites, or at least very few of them)
psyhethefox(my good friend from school :D)
fullmetalchaz
tails-XYZ(starting animator)
piggyclock(??? send us a message sometime)
chxos (lol, your awesome)
emanhattan(dude, dont dis my flashes!!! oh, and i feel like partying. you wanna party? i wanna party right now!!! *uh chee uh chee uh chee uh chee* *party boy music*)
we will post all of the events and other sprite a day material on our "sprite a day" forums on "loweryouriq.com"
EDIT:loweryouriq.com is currently down and will redirect you to the metroid sprite a day.
EDIT2: LOWERYOURIQ.OM IS BACK!!!! LOOK FOR THE EASTER EGG!!!
we hope you will join our efforts to revitalize speed sprite movies!!!!
:D
WE ARE ALSO CURRENTLY USING SKYPE TO TALK!
Updated: 06/23/08 9:06 PM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!waffles! oh, and something about summer... or whatever
Posted by dante224 May. 22, 2008 @ 3:24 PM EDTim WORKING THIS SUMMER!
ok, and im also working on awaited submissions such as my RE4 spoof, and metroid awesome 2 :)
TOAST!
ok, im also doing image edits and custom stuff, so feel free to ask me to imgedit 4 u :)
and for the last thing.....
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i lost the title of leader to a douchebag who doesnt deserve it.
all of my fucking teachers were being irresponsable bitches towards me cuz they couldnt even deliver one fucking letter, and when they did it insulted me.
i was supposed to get a D for davidson honors, and while the others went on stage and got them with applause (thanks to our assistant teacher who cant add) i had to get mine after the ceremony, with an asshole leader who doesnt do anything for you ever!!!
plz say something to cheer me up, and if you fucking spammers or "EMO BITCH!!!" screamers come here and rip this blog, i will hack into your account, steal all of your shit, slander the living fuck out of you, and of course, find where you live, so i can pyro you.
let me rephrase....
PLZ SAY SOMETHING TO CHEER ME UP!!! :'(!!!
ps: im not an emo, emos are gay
pps: heres a pic i made before i found out... hope you laugh a little...

